Someone has recently taken the time to review 23 female character from old 8-Bit NES games. Each one is judged on beauty, personality and a random trait. And some of them are extremely funny, like this one for example (referring to Princess Zelda from Zelda 2)

Hotness: 8 - Sure’s she in a magical coma, but she’s the titular character. Thus, she must be hot.
Inner Beauty: 9 - In Ocarina of Time, she had the Triforce of Wisdom inside her. How’s that for inner beauty?
Date Rape: 10 - Since Zelda is already incapacitated, Link doesn’t have to waste rupees on rufies.