Someone, somewhere, has decided to make a poll (disguised under the name “list”) of things to do when your ISP goes down. Here are the top 5 things to do:

1. Open the curtains to see if anything has changed over the past 2 years.
2. Re-introduce yourself to your immediate family.
3. You mean there’s something else to do?
4. Steal WiFi from your Neighbor
5. play single player mode

And here are a few honorable mentions:

• Start talking to your girlfriend again
• Create your own IM bot to converse with.
• Threaten your ISP with an impeachment vote.