“Dream Workshop” is a new device from Japanese company Takara Co. That is supposed to help you control your dreams by playing music, displaying a picture of a person you’d like to be in your dream, and playing recorded keywords. The music varies depending on the kind of dream you’d like to have, though surprisingly “Bow chicka wow wow” is not an option.

Takara Co. claims a 22% success rate that one of your keywords will be involved in the dream. You can expect to see spams in your inbox guaranteeing a 20% increase in the success rate of your keywords and “dream rank” next month.