If you’re looking for a late night way to make your head hurt, this is it. Of course, when trying to explain the history of the universe in less than 200 words, big words are about the only way to do it.

The piece I came across was originally written by Eric Shulman of the National Radio Astronomy Observatory. I also found another page with a few translations.

And, yes, I googled “planetisimal accretion.”