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Fun Story Time
Saturday, Apr. 16 2005 | Author: ScrivsI only get about 5 minutes in front of the computer today so I figured I would do a fun story post. Basically I will start with a sentence and the next person follows with a sentence of their own. You cannot leave consecutive comments and it can only be one sentence and relative to the story at hand.
Yeah I am weird like that. Anyways, here is the first sentence:
Sally doesn’t like school because it doesn’t allow her enough time to read all the cool shit on Forever Geek.
Good luck with that one.
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45 Responses for "Fun Story Time"
April 16th, 2005 at 6:03 pm
1But it does give her time to stare at the back of Billy’s head and think, if only his empty noggin could be filled with RSS.
April 16th, 2005 at 6:05 pm
2So she drops out to become a full time blogger, with her mind on winning the PSP from this site to pawn for living expenses.
April 16th, 2005 at 6:08 pm
3But the problem with being is a blogger is that there are 25 blogs for every reader.
April 16th, 2005 at 6:17 pm
4So her quest begins to write a virus that would affect all wordpress and MT users to better her chances.
April 16th, 2005 at 7:11 pm
5That night she runs into a friend at the local Moonbucks and, over a Grande ChinoLatte, her friend convinces her to only write virii for Movable Type users because WordPress is too cool for that.
April 16th, 2005 at 7:28 pm
6She agrees and starts at the top, sixapart.com, only hold back wireless mouse goes dead and she runs out for new batteries.
April 16th, 2005 at 7:31 pm
7(Scrivs says ignore this one)
April 16th, 2005 at 8:08 pm
8…of the aisle was full of batteries, so she quickly snatches some up, envisioning the comforting red glow again eminating from under her hand.
April 16th, 2005 at 8:23 pm
9Then together they write the virii and destroy all other blogs and she becomes the most popular and lives hapilly ever after with her frog friend Bernard.
April 16th, 2005 at 8:41 pm
10…or so she thinks.
April 16th, 2005 at 8:48 pm
11Thinking, however, is hard for Sally at the moment, so she decides to take a nap.
April 16th, 2005 at 9:47 pm
12Sally starts to have a nightmare, Microsoft buys Apple, and G5’s come with XP Service Pack 10
April 16th, 2005 at 10:02 pm
13Sally considers her only option to remain MS free ……………. install Ubuntu via the CD-Rom she had been using as a coaster! She KNEW it would come in handy!!!
April 16th, 2005 at 10:19 pm
14Sally chants ….I am what I am because of who we all are…
April 16th, 2005 at 10:26 pm
15Her chanting is interrupted by the “Hmm–Zip!–Ker-chunk” of her Ubuntu CD shooting out of her CD drive at high velocity and embedding itself in the back of her skull.
April 17th, 2005 at 1:32 am
16*Gasp!*
She wakes up in a cold sweat, gasping for air as she reaches behind and feels where the Ubuntu CD had embedded itself… *whew* she sighs in relief.
April 17th, 2005 at 1:45 am
17Waking up she starts to hear voices, saying “Katch’em Kill’em…” as she thinks about this, her true purpose becomes evident.
April 17th, 2005 at 3:36 am
18It’s been 10 years since she last had a slurpee and she knows that this day is the only day that they are having the kiwi-strawberry flavored kind so she must fulfill her destiny.
April 17th, 2005 at 8:23 am
19As she drives to the Kwik-E-Mart, she marvels at the simplicity of her purpose: to catch and completely fill *someone* with kiwi-strawberry slurpee by supergluing their lips to the spigot.
April 17th, 2005 at 10:06 am
20as she arrives in the Kwik-E-Mart, she directly goes to the Slurpee stand, but kiwi-strawberry is out tody…
April 17th, 2005 at 2:05 pm
21She decides that her only possibility is to set up camp in the Kwik-E-Mart and wait out the arrival of more kiwi-strawberry.
April 17th, 2005 at 3:38 pm
22As a year passes waiting for the next time for the kiwi-strawberry flavored slurpee to become available, she finds herself disheartend by the fact that she has never…
April 17th, 2005 at 4:33 pm
23Beaten any of the Final Fantasy games that she has started simply because the stories begin to suck at the end making play unbearable.
April 17th, 2005 at 5:01 pm
24After this thought pops into her mind, Sally then decides that the slurpe was just a mission in her true quest; to make a game that corrects all of the failures of previous games, she decides to…
April 17th, 2005 at 6:04 pm
25…recreate the great game of Frogger. She elects to first do a little real life interactive research.
April 17th, 2005 at 8:09 pm
26“A bit of preliminary theorizing from behind a desk would perhaps have been a better first step,” she thought to herself as the speeding bus bore down on her.
April 17th, 2005 at 10:40 pm
27But luckily the bus missed her. Though as the bus passed by she waved to Keanu Reeves and Sandra Bullock.
April 18th, 2005 at 12:25 am
28As Sally got up off the ground, she realized that she was really tired and needed to go home to sleep.
April 18th, 2005 at 11:31 am
29Unfortunetly, upon returing home, she found that the house had burned to the ground some months back while she was camped out at the Kwik-E-Mart waiting for that kiwi-strawberry slurpee.
April 18th, 2005 at 1:46 pm
30so she goes to Joe’s house to use his bed but finds that…..
April 18th, 2005 at 9:54 pm
31…Joe is now Josephine, a one-legged whore.
April 19th, 2005 at 1:18 pm
32And since Joesphine is black, we all know what the one leg really is…
April 19th, 2005 at 1:43 pm
33really cannon fodder so Sally puts him in a clown cannon and…
April 19th, 2005 at 9:53 pm
34starts jammin Three 6 Mafia, Who I Is featuring Lil Wyte and Trillvile (the bastard who ganked my nickname) which leads to a gang war over…
April 20th, 2005 at 8:15 am
35who has the better rap album. Many people die including the new american Pope, butthats okay because the pope after that is a rapper and he leads a holy crusade against the gans of…
April 20th, 2005 at 6:52 pm
36Rome. To the new pope’s surprise Leonardo Di Crapio stands on the other side of the street with his hatchet in hand and screams…
April 21st, 2005 at 1:57 pm
37ALA ALA ALA
then is kamakasied down by a rogue B-52 bomber plane, and the explosion destroys Vatican City.
April 22nd, 2005 at 3:28 pm
38n the only serviver… an ant!!
April 29th, 2005 at 1:56 pm
39the ant decides to travel across the Mediterranean
May 9th, 2005 at 9:03 pm
40after which he finds himself back at Sallys burnt down house and doesnt really know what he has to do with Sally or the house, or even the fact that people have gone WAY off topic. But other than this, the ant finds the sally has been captured by the evil people of….
May 18th, 2005 at 2:51 pm
41The boggie boggie crap i’m off subject again. So the ant is captured and is now being torchered by the ancient technique…
November 14th, 2005 at 11:15 am
42Didn’t M. Moore do something similiar to this?
February 15th, 2006 at 8:41 pm
43of erodynemikz, which is when u pore sugar on the ant and sniff it up, enjoying every moment. so sally has no one to save her pitiful ass exept for michael moore who is still alive and is located at
March 23rd, 2006 at 11:33 am
44the center of the universe, but since nobody knows where the center of the universe is…
November 18th, 2008 at 5:00 pm
45i don’t what the heck is this suppose to be fun story no weml!!!!!!!!
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