I’m doing exactly what I promised myself I wouldn’t; I’m falling for the Indy hype.  Previously convinced that Harrison Ford was too old to play the role, I’ve decided to take matters into my own capable hands.

Step 1: Indiana Jones Fedora Hat

Rugged, bold and adventurous, you’ll risk life and limb to protect your official head covering.  Heck, for $41.99, you better believe I won’t let it our of my sight.

Step 2: Indiana Jones Sound FX Whip

Straight out of an S&M catalogue, this iconic weapon is just as important to Indy as his sarcasm.  While I doubt the original ran on three AAA batteries, this three-foot whip will help you discover ancient relics in your own backyard.  Just wait for dark so the neighbors don’t see you.  I’m storing this one under my bed.

Step 3: Crystal Skull Adventure Projector

Let’s be honest, you probably won’t wear your hat or crack your whip outside of your own home.  That’s why you need this special projector that will display audio slides from a glowing eye.

Who cares how old Harrison Ford is - this great movie franchise lives forever.