Tired of your current vocabulary? Then you need to learn office slang. These words will catapult you from being the lameass suck-up to the cool cat at the copying machine. Here’s a few of my favorites:

• Cobweb - A WWW site that never changes.
• Blamestorming - A group discussion of why a deadline was missed or a project failed and who was responsible.
• Ribs ‘N’ Dick - A budget with no fat as in “we’e got ribs ‘n’ dick and we’re supposed to find 20K for memory upgrades” (ok, that one is stupid but I laughed)

And one I hated:

• World Wide Wait - The real meaning of WWW.

(via Uneasy Silence)