Someone decided to take a shot at explaining the Theory of Relativity using only words that are four letters or less. The fact that they did it is impressive. However, I tried to read it and could hardly follow because of the prose necessitated by the word length limitation.

I’m sure it gives a good explanation, but I honestly couldn’t manage to read the whole thing. It’s a nice example of short word endurance, but can I have the multisyllabic version now?