So say your country follows a religion where killing monkeys is forbidden yet they continue to cause chaos, what do you do? I mean the obvious answer is to create monkey jails where offending punishers have to spend the rest of their lives behind bars.

They steal, break things, eat people’s food, ride their elevators, and other bad monkey things so I am glad to see these offenders getting their due punishment.

He was one bad monkey. And last week he was sentenced to life in prison for his crimes, inmate No. 13 at the country’s only known monkey jail, where very bad monkeys are sent to live out their remaining years.