Anime haircuts are some serious business. Within that world, physics does not exist and hair has its own set of laws. Strange colors? No problem! Angular bangs that make no sense? No sweat! Hair that comes alive and attacks people? Well, even that’s not out of the question. That is the beauty of anime hair. It is unlike normal hair in the sense that it has no rules, does what it wants, and always looks pretty badass. That having been said, here are the 8 anime haircuts we all wish we had.
Yami Yugi from Yu-Gi-Oh!
Imagine having giant blonde spikes of hair that was blood red in the back for no reason. One look at Yami Yugi from Yu-Gi-Oh and it should be pretty clear why we started a list about anime haircuts we want with this one.
It just looks like his head’s on fire which is pretty stellar.
Bobobo-bo Bo-bo-Bobo from, Well, You Know.
The Adventures of Bobobo-bo Bo-bo-Bobo is a strange show. Strange like “did I just take a bunch of LSD?” strange. But very few can argue with that fact that he has the dopest blonde afro around. Also, extra points if we can get those badss nose hairs, too.
You do know his nose hairs know how to do karate, right?
Goku from Dragonball Z
It is not even like Goku has hair. Goku has golden spikes that jut out from his head and go all the way down his back making him look like a human-dragon.
If someone with that hairstyle came at you, you would be well aware you were about to get your ass kicked!
Envy from FullMetal Alchemist
When you have hair that sprouts out of your head like a palm tree, that is hair that should be stopped and appreciated by all. While some anime characters go more for angular and violent looking, Envy’s hair just makes us imagine what it must be like to sit under a palm tree on a warm day.
Wait, does that make us weird?
Umemiya Ryunosuke of Shaman King
How does one even go about explaining this hairstyle? It is like a long, log shaped hairdo (one could even call it phallic) that just sorta just out from the top of his head.
While most people would probably not want this haircut, we do because it kinda looks like a hair shlong. Would make it pretty easy for someone to call you dickhead, though.
Nabeshin from Excel Saga
What may appear as a small, subtle brown afro at first is nothing close to that. Depending on the mood Nabeshin is in and what is needed, it seems his afro can be home to all sorts of awesome stuff.
In other words, inexplicably he can pull anything he needs at any given time out of that afro. Anything from smaller versions of him to, well, who cares? That is about as cool as it gets. Pulling smaller versions of yourself out of your hair for the win.
Selnia Flameheart from Ladies vs Butlers
Blonde twin ponytails that can turn into massive drills when the moment calls for it? Who in their right mind would not want that? You could become some sort of hair superhero and save your city’s infrastructure.
What is better than that? <Sarcasm font.
Takuma Zenshuin from Elf Princess Rane
It is like Elvis’ hair made love to some crazy anime hair and this “most amazing hairstyle ever” was born. First of all, it is blue. That wins by default. Second of all, that crazy, gravity defying spike in the front. Funny thing is, that is where most anime hair would stop. But not here, which is why it is number one.
The blue hair then gets long and hangs on the sides and in the back with perfect natural waves as if the hair was made out of ocean. Who ever tells you they don’t an anime haircut that looks like the ocean is no friend of yours.