You’re mad at the boss you’d like to bite his head off… or that hot little number down the street looks so good in that short, short skirt you could just eat her up. But hey, that’s messy, and you might get caught. Not to worry… now there’s Hufu! Yes, that’s Hufu, the brand new creation of Hufu Inc., a tofu product with the taste and feel of authentic human flesh! Designed originally for anthropology students who wanted to really ‘get into it,’ this wild new product has found a much larger audience. Soylent Green may be people, but Hufu is 100% pure non-flesh vegan safe soy product. Feed your inner cannibal… without breaking the law.
Now, I’m not sure if this is a hoax site or legit, and I won’t be ordering any Hufu to find out, but man… some funny-slash-sickening reading. For example…
If you’ve never had human flesh before, think of the taste and texture of beef, except a little sweeter in taste and a little softer in texture. Contrary to popular belief, people do not taste like pork or chicken.
Although… I’m seriously tempted to order some for all those PETA jackasses who annoy me, especially the one who always leaves the flyers showing cartoon animals at a butcher shop ordering human parts…. Anyway, uh, well, I’d tell you to ‘enjoy’ but you probably won’t. :-)